Aw, shiver me timbers and swab the poop deck you poop head, it’s once again time for that infamous anti-holiday called International Talk Like a Pirate Day; celebrated every year September 19th.
Now you may be wondering just how does a scallywag such as yeself even beginst to talk like a pirate. Well, it be simple. First, ye needs to say “ye” instead of “you” and then ye needs to either start ye sentences with an Arrrgh or end then with such. Calling women wenches on such a day is not only fun but a requirement as well.
[Source: Today I found out]